January 2011
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Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your...
– Franz Kafka (via fuckyeahlanguage) (via cardigangirl, little-fighter)
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Remember when James Franco was going to do that...
Well apparently THIS^ was the end result.
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Gay Porn: The Stepfather
Last night my friends and I got together and watched The Stepfather. It was pretty terrible, but it starred everyone’s favorite, Penn Badgley (aka Shorty Arms McGee), so at least there was that. So to sum it up, basic plotline is Dan Humphry’s new stepfather is actually a deranged serial killer who goes from family to family murdering everyone. The stepfather is all OCD, but instead...
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andromedalogic:
Reading fanfic.
kplady13:
otheringother:
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
deathlybrowllows:
trixfits:
tell-all-your-friends:
kinkajou:
1) click play.
2) move your mouse over the video.
3) be entertained.
(via -hotanddangerous)
THIS GOES SO WELL WITH FRENCH TOUCH/DISCO. OMG MY HEAD IS EXPLODING RIGHT NOW.
CLICK IT.
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UGGGH MY OCD MAKES IT SO FUCKING HARD TO STOP AKSFHJASDGFHJSDG
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Watch Out So You Don't Be Eaten by a Whale
A transcript of the home video from 1993 in which my dad and I discuss the snow.
Me: It’s almost up to my waist!
Dad: Now what are you gonna do, Jean, about this?
Me: Go outside with youuu…
Dad: You’re gonna go out with me?
Me: [nodding] Yeah.
Dad: And you’re gonna help me shovel?
Me: Yeah. I’m gonna watch out so you… [smiling] so you don’t be eaten by a whale!
Dad: [laughs]
Me: And...
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