January 2010
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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“FOR THE LOVE OF COCK!”
– (via cardigangirl) At this very moment there is some drunken guy outside screaming “I LOVE COCK!” They are SO enthusiastic about cock here. I love it.
Jan 31st
Jan 29th
Is the bin still overflowing?
I think the dude who normally takes out the trash in my building is on strike or something, because “the bin” has been overflowing for DAYS. Not like I’M going to empty it, though…
Jan 29th
this has been going on for at least two years
cardigangirl: I’m still convinced that the name Anna Nalick is just an elaborate joke in re: the phrase “an anal lick.” Seriously. There is no way someone’s name is ACTUALLY Anna Nalick. It’s absurd.
Jan 28th
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Jan 25th
nutella
I’ve noticed recently that, because I was introduced to nutella in Paris, I’ve been pronouncing it “new-tella” whereas every other American calls it “nu-tella.” (It’s levi-ohhhhsa, not levioh-saaaa!) I just hope I don’t sound like one of those people who is like, “Don’t call me Andrea. Call me ANDRAYA.” But I’m still gonna...
Jan 25th
Hipsters
I spotted my first ironic mustache while at a club last night. Welcome to Hipsterville. Otherwise, I’m having a hard time identifying hipsters here in Brighton, because everyone dresses equally terribly. The real question is, do they actually find the jeggings and cheetah print sequined tops aesthetically pleasing? Or are they trying to ironically dress as hideously as possible as a...
Jan 24th
shows my mom pretends to hate
cardigangirl: (but she will actually sit and watch them with you, laughing often) 1) Rob and Big/Fantasy Factory 2) Jackass (this is especially weird, because even I can barely stand Jackass but sometimes it’s 2 AM and you’re sort of drunk and Jackass just seems like the right idea) 3) Family Guy UNCLE EDDIE!! He LOVES pretending to hate Family Guy by 1. laughing at one of the dirty jokes...
Jan 24th
Better me than the priest of your parish.
This might be due to the fact that I am, admittedly, somewhat of a paedophile (jk!… kind of), but it always shocks me when I see a guy who looks better OLDER than he did YOUNGER. But, as I have recently discovered, Deforest Kelley is one of those people! Yikes. It just surprises me, cause the other main Star Trek men were SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT when they were younger. Definitely hotter...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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The Vulcan Penis Debate
This article mainly rejects the idea of a double-ridged Vulcan penis, but the author argues against it by claiming that the assumption that Vulcans even have penises at all is ridiculous, because they’re aliens. So WHO KNOWS WHATS GOING ON DOWN THERE???? Maybe, like many mammals which are readily observable in nature, Vulcan males have retracting penises. Maybe the whole apparatus...
Jan 18th
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Things that I've heard English people say...
(I need to keep a running log of these.) cheers: thanks Didn’t realize that they say this ALL THE TIME, but they do. Held the door open for cute flatmate when returning to the building and he said, “Cheers.” Totally commonplace for him, but cutest thing EVER to me. rubbish (as a noun AND a verb): trash (also as a noun and verb) “I’ve learned a bit about Freud in...
Jan 15th