brunette on the internet: Archive

Me: I want to go to a shooting range.
Shawn: Bee, no!
Me: What? Why not?
Shawn: ... oh. I thought you said 'shooting rampage.'

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 14th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 20th

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Firescape - Jim Holyoak

Dec 20th

Dec 12th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 6th

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Dec 2nd

uss-awesome: what a hilarious apple Salads, apples… they’re all hilarious.

Dec 2nd

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Dec 1st

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Dec 1st

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Nov 29th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 24th

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I'm turning into Karl Pilkington

When I first wanted to get contact lenses, it took me four or five separate sessions at the optometrist for me to come to grips with the DISGUSTING concept of touching my eyeball. I clenched my eyes shut before the contact could settle every goddamn time. Fast forward to present day (a mere year since I started wearing contacts): I’ve had conjunctivitis for two months. I’ve seen...

Nov 24th

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New episodes of Arrested Development??

But to go from cute, young, chubby Michael Cera, to old, skinny, weird Michael Cera? This might take some getting used to.

Nov 21st

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Watch

lostwithoutmydoctor: brilliantdeduction: bblasian: tides-between: when the guy came out on the rolling thing that’s when i fucking lost it waht what in the actual fuck My IRL friend showed this to me the other day. I almost fell out of the chair.

Nov 20th

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Summer Girls

Like any 10-year-old girl in 2000, I used to listen to “Summer Girls” by LFO all the time, but I never actually payed attention to the lyrics until the other day. Jesus Christ, what a disorganized rant of a song. Is it tourettes? ADHD? I don’t know, but I love picturing LFO trying to woo a girl with this material. LFO: My name is Rich. You look like a girl from Abercrombie...

Nov 20th

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Nov 19th

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CYBERBULLY

This is such a Jean® Classic move right now — not like new Working Jean who has no free time and passes out at 10 PM every night, but Jean® Classic. I foolishly drank a caffeinated beverage around 8 tonight, am now awake at 3:30 AM watching Cyberbully on Netflix, which I think is an ABC Family Original Movie. I mean, it has to be. No other network but the home of Secret Life of the American...

Nov 12th

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Nov 5th

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My job at the publishing company is monotonous, so my boss lets me to listen to my iPod while I work. Consequently, I’ve listened to over 200 hrs of Karl Pilkington. This is not even an exaggeration.

Nov 5th

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Sep 27th

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lol so can we talk about how in every bible and...

emery-ashbel: victoryjobs: we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~ when this was obviously not the case HOMOSEXUALITY IN MY BIBLE?!? GOD FORBID

Sep 27th

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Sep 18th

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Sep 13th

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Sep 13th

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Sep 10th

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more excited about this than I can properly...

cardigangirl: Ever since Colbert started his heroes ticker, I’ve been waiting to see a joke name. Waiting, and hoping, and today, my dreams came true. Mike Litoris.

Sep 9th

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