
Firescape
- Jim Holyoak
THE RETURN OF HIPSTER NIMOY.
I’ve recently discovered that my boyfriend has a rather stalkerish tendency to TAKE PICTURES OF ME WHEN I’M NOT LOOKING.

What the devil? It’s a BBM from Umbridge! Now you’ve dragged ME into this?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLAIRE!!!
I edited this picture of the Claire look-a-like nymphs to be more Clairey as a sort of electronic birthday card, ehchually?
“I am intrigued by glamorous women … A vain woman is continually taking out a compact to repair her makeup. A glamorous woman knows she doesn’t need to.” -clark gable
That dirty plate is killing me. As if they EAT like normal people. AS IF.
Don’t get on my bad side, Clark Gable. I love vain people. They’re fascinating too.
edit to add: And like, are you serious? He was a famous dude, living in a world where vanity was valuable for survival. WAKE UP CLARK GABLE. WAKE UP DUDES WHO THINK VANITY IS THE WORST.
Ugh, seriously. It makes sooo much sense for Clark Gable and everyone in the Hollywood scene to value women primarily on their appearance and then expect them not to give a damn about how they look.
Also, apparently all of these ~glamorous~ ladies wake up with a full face of makeup already applied by magical makeup fairies the night before.